Apparently, I'm not alive.

According to my mom. Because I don't have 'Christmas spirit'. She's been begging me to help her put up the tree & decorations, truth is, I hate decorating. Especially for Christmas. It's the most annoying thing ever. Everyone gets so obssesed with it. So, finally, I guess the family decided to put the tree up. & I just sat on the couch & watched them. & my mom's like "c'mon, Renata! Get in the Christmas mood & help!" & I was like 'shut up, fagot, I'll cut you'. Just kidding. But I just said I didn't really care for any of this & that's when my mom said 'if you don't have Christmas spirit, then you're not living'. Cool, I guess. & then, my dad forced me to download stupid Christmas music, that some stupid little group of kids in Peru sing. & he had the slightest THOUGHT that all of that sheeeiiit was going on MY iPod. Ha! Ha, I say! Actually I'm really gay. I'll go lay in some hay. Won't you stay? Come sway. I think I may. That was gay. Ok, I'm trying not to rhyme anymore. Hahaha. Anyway. AH! The ending 'ay' needs to go aw...ay. Dammit. I'm done. Bye.

& THIS IS THE CUTEST COUPLE IN THE WORLD.

I want to be themmm<3